You went through a phase where every film you were in you were taking your clothes off.
Most selfless, honorable man
Jesus: | Love thy neighbor as thyself |
Apostle: | What if they’re gay? |
Jesus: | Did I fucking stutter? |
The greatest love story the world has ever known.
The Fabulous Bending Brothers
ACCURATE. XD
| these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation. | |
girl 1: | so which guy was the cutest? |
girl 2: | loki! duh! |
girl 1: | uh no it was hulk |
girl 2: | YOU WEIRDO! |
girl 1: | you're the weirdo! |
their dad: | actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest |
